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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 10:40

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

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